Me (obviously, not serious): "Why are you such an ass*?" =)
Him (three guesses who): "I am not a ass*. I am just being me. The fact that society puts me in that category and labels me as an asshole is beyond my control." =)
These are the kinda serious conversations we have. Seriously. =) It is fun to have this kind of friend ... =) at least he has a good answer for everything!!
insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous
vulgar slang for anus [syn: arse]